Last Sunday at the library we spied this lovely cardboard castle atop one of the bookcases. We should make that Beach had said so we did. We didn't announce it would be a haunted castle we just knew it would be. All our castles are haunted!
What happened when the ghost asked for a whiskey at his local bar?
The bartender said "Sorry sir, we don't serve spirits here"!
The bartender said "Sorry sir, we don't serve spirits here"!
Why did the cannibal live on his own?
He was fed up with other people!
He was fed up with other people!
Why does Dracula have no friends?
Because he's a pain in the neck!
Because he's a pain in the neck!
Why did the witch go over the mountain?
Because she couldn't go under it!
Because she couldn't go under it!
What do demons have on holiday?
A devil of a time!
A devil of a time!
Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
He had no body to go with!
He had no body to go with!
(...sorry about the bad jokes I'm running a pretty good fever this morning!)
That is an awesome castle!! And I loved the jokes, I laughed out loud at the spirit one!! HAHAHAHAHAA
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